May 13, 2011

  • Thursday

    Oooh oooh
    Oooo-ooo-ooo-ooh Aye.
    Aye, aye...

    7 AM, slidin' down the Bifrost,
    Gotta look cut, gotta go to Earth,
    Mortal form weak, I require sustenance!
    Gotta eat Pop-Tarts, gotta smash coffee cups
    Gotta get down to the S.H.I.E.L.D. base,
    Gotta fight through thugs,
    I see Mjölnir.

    Hittin' with my right fist,
    Punchin' with my left fist:
    Gotta make my mind up,
    Which fist should I use?

    It's Thursday, Thursday,
    Gotta battle, it's Thursday,
    Everyone's looking to be king of Asgard.
    Thursday, Thursday,
    Get knocked out on Thursday,
    Everybody's looking for my lightning hammer.
    Uppercut, Uppercut (Huzzah!)
    Uppercut, Uppercut (Huzzah!)
    Punch, punch, punch, punch
    Looking for my lightning hammer.

    7:45, we're drinking in the bar,
    Chugging so fast, that it makes the tides.
    Beer, beer, think about beer,
    Learning 'bout the Boilermaker.
    Drinkin' to make his ancestors proud,
    This old nerd on my right.
    Better drive this old man home.
    I need a horse.

    Hittin' with my right fist,
    Punchin' with my left fist:
    Gotta make my mind up,
    Which fist should I use?

    It's Thursday, Thursday,
    Gotta battle, it's Thursday,
    Everyone's looking to be king of Asgard.
    Thursday, Thursday,
    Get knocked out on Thursday,
    Everybody's looking for my lightning hammer.
    Uppercut, Uppercut (Huzzah!)
    Uppercut, Uppercut (Huzzah!)
    Punch, punch, punch, punch
    Looking for my lightning hammer.

    Yesterday was Odin's-day.
    Today it is Thor's day.
    We-we-we so berserkr,
    We so berserkr.
    We gonna smash some giants today.

    Tomorrow is Frigg's day,
    And Tyr's day was a couple days ago.
    I don't want this pantheon to end.


    (If you ask me, Marvel's cinema department missed a great marketing opportunity here.)

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