February 20, 2011
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Should Christians Do Yoda?
As I understand it, there has been a lot of debate on Revelife over the last few days, about whether it’s okay for Christians to do Yoda.
Well, I do suppose it is a bit of a gray area. After all, nowhere in the Bible does it say “Thou shalt not engage in sexual relations with alien Jedi Masters.” However, I do think there are several principles you can draw from the Bible that, when extended, do apply to this situation. For example, if marriage is the only proper forum for sexuality, then a Christian would have to be married to Yoda in order to engage in such relations with him. (This, of course, would be problematic anyway, first of all because of the Jedi prohibition against romantic entanglement, and secondly because if the Jedi belief system is a religion mutually exclusive with Christianity, then such a marriage would be “unequally yoked.”)
However, as repellent as I personally find the idea of engaging in relations with a little green alien, I think the larger application here is–
*frantic whispering*
Huh?
*more frantic whispering*
Well yes, I know, a conversation started on Revelife about whether it’s okay to–
*even more frantic whispering*
YoGA? Like, the stretching thing? Really? Why?
*exasperated whispering*
Oh.
Ahem. Um, sorry, ladies and gentlemen, it turns out the conversation is not about Yoda at all. Or sex.
Erm… carry on.
Comments (32)
That was a lucky break. Yoda is cool and all but I don’t think any of us want to find out what he has under his Jedi robes
At his age? I’d be worried if his heart could take it!
Hahaha I clicked this thinking, “wow, that’s a pretty huge typo…I wonder if he’s noticed.” Now I’m glad I did. This made me chuckle
lol…. way to work a perceived typo. I like!
Heehee, I want to do this kind of thing EVERY TIME I see a discussion about yoga.
~V
In another galaxy, far, far away, I’d do Padme in a heartbeat!
I always thought Yoda was a disciple of Jesus Christ!
“Should Christians Do Yoda?”
Only if said chrsitians were the size of a garden gnome. Otherwise, there probably wouldn’t be much in it for Yoda.
@Daithi - hahaha agreed.
@Kenny_Tha_Killa - BAHAHAHAHAHA.
I was giggling at the entry, this comment made my day.
@pewterrose - I’m just lookin’ out for Yoda.
@Kenny_Tha_Killa - whatever, I’ve seen him fight… he totally can take it.
@pewterrose - No doubt – he’s a little bundle of badass.
Well, lol.
@Sand_notes - I did the same thing!
lol….should christians do yoda lool…. what a funny twist
MAKE OUT WITH ME YOU WILL.
LOL – brilliant!
Doable Yoda is…sexy he is.
LAWLZ
@PervyPenguin - this definitely gives new meaning to “do, or do not, there is no try”
ROFL. An hilarious take on the whole Christianity-and-yoga non-debate, as far as I’m concerned. Nicely done.
Nobody better invoke Rule 34 here, or I’m gone.
@carolinavenger - Oh, nicely done.
Ha this made me laugh! Nice work!
Is there a forthcoming post addressing the “Should Christians do yoga” question? I look forward to your perspective if you do.
hilarious stuff
Is Yoda even a guy? I mean we’ve never seen his little gree light sabre have we?
HAHAHHAAH
Yoda has a pentagram where his genitalia should be, so it’s probably taboo anyway.
I think Christians can only do Yoda if they also do yoga.
@ChrisRusso - By thinking of it, you just did. Good job.
Nice! Christian singer Kari Jobe posted something about doing yoga on her facebook… people’s responses were pretty comical. Some friends and I got a little tired of the “yoga lets demons enter you” debate so we decided to goof it up… including confusing yoga for yoda.
http://www.facebook.com/KariJobe/posts/101314619947713
@LoBornlytesThoughtPalace - good one, Charlie.